Best
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
2404
Kiracheta
35
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
1698
peaceonearth27
32
I Love You because I want to keep mine happy
5
Buro
1
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
464
NWA JESUS
11
If I'm forced to choose between loving you and breathing I would use my last breath to say I love you!
157
danielchibulke
1
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
378
LissPissKissKis
7
Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
192
adison
1
Though my heart is broken from the past, hearing I love you puts my heart in a cast
83
bretlutell
0
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
208
sunichuks
1
If raindrops were phone calls, I could send you showers. If kisses were seas, I could have sent you oceans. If love is human I would send you my heart.
82
Ashley Burrows
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Worst
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
65
1 in a million
2
I wish your parents never met!
350
Dennis deno-fb
6
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
34
Anky
1
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
1868
EatMeUp
17
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
6013
angela
114
I love like a fried chicken
35
Jontana
0
See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
35
Dulce Montano
0
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
66
akoroboy
0
The best the was the best there is the best there will ever be "evoh"
9
Evoh ngomane
0
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
2544
Bedazzelle
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Unrated

Your like a screen,I cant get enough of you
0
tina
0
I love you like money girl/boy
1
Spack Reel
0
I Love You because I want to keep mine happy
3
Buro
0
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