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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
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adison
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It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
6
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
294
smg
10
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless
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CoolStoryBro860
3
How about an exchange gift. I'll be yours and You'll be mine <3
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im2efindope2die
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
3
I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
6
I pitty people who have eyes but can't see your beauty.. they are not worth the eyes
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djevansalvarez
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
51
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
1
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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Your hug is my favourite home, your name is my favourate and your voice is my ideal sound of heaven choir
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djevansalvarez
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Boy: do you want to be the sun in my life? Girl: oh, yes Boy: then stay 92.9 million miles away from me like the sun
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djevansalvarez
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Regardless of whether you angry with me 100%, i will generally adore you 1000%
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djevansalvarez
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Everytime i think of you i get blissful
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djevansalvarez
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I think of you and kiss my pillow before I fall asleep every night
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funny msg
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My love for you is like COVID19 cases They increase every day
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covid19 love
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