I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
I will meet you in Dream land, next to the honey fountain, across the chocolate bridge, on the strawberry field at Romantic time....Good night.
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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