I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
Kennedy kay snow
The sky is filled wit golden stars shining in the light of the moon,but the most beautifull light i see is in ur eyes
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
1 in a million
Dad: I have the key to heaven. Son: where is heaven dad? Dad: Btween your mothers leg. Son: I think you shoud change it cuz the neighbor might hve a copy!