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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
37
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
32
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
7
My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
175
Kennedy kay snow
3
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
537
NWA JESUS
12
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
350
Logie
2
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
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win
7
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
6
i want to touch you lips, teast your tong and do u know why its becoz i love chocolates.....
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ivy
0
Hey, do you know gods Number , i need to tell him one of his Angels is lost (;
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c@ndy143M
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
3
I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
6
I love u the way a drawning man loves air you are my sunshine now and forever
7
Samson makokha
0
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
17
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
0
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
1
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
115
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
0
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
54
See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
52
Dulce Montano
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