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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
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officialbrandi
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Though my heart is broken from the past, hearing I love you puts my heart in a cast
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bretlutell
0
I wanted to send you all my love I have for you,but the postman said its TOO BIG!!! I Love Juliet.....
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Kennedy kay snow
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I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
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smg
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If I was a planet and you my star I would have to stop and watch you my love
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Thomas
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
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See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
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Dulce Montano
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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If I was a planet and you my star I would have to stop and watch you my love
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Thomas
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If I had a kiss to give I will have to save it for you. You mean alot to me sweetie.
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Thomas
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I want you like vodka needs rum, I want you like tree to its trunk, run away with me, and meet our destiny and then we'll have some fun
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simple
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