I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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