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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
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smg
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I love you only on days that end with an 'y'
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RONNIENGETICH
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless
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CoolStoryBro860
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How about an exchange gift. I'll be yours and You'll be mine <3
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im2efindope2die
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Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?
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shenoy
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Yes you can text hot girls ether for a friend or gf or bf it just about having fun getting to know each other more and grow our commuity
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Starjahshawn
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
6
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Even if they hate you, when you die you are the loved one.. May you rest in peace R.I.P
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Nhlamzer NBX
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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The stars must be jealous becoz you shine way better than them.
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Gentlestar
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