I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
Luke Patience K
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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