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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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Love is a natural phenomenon that exist in minds and brains of people.
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Mohamed sillah ...
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If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
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heyton
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I'm so glad you are a part of my life, because you bring out the best in me.
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+2347039594998
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I feel like a puppy every time I see you.....crying at your door step as I wag my tail, awaiting your heart to open and let me in forever!
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MAURICIO ARROYO
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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its true that love hurts buy i`d rather fall in in love with you and sustain a wound than not to fall at all
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PENSSUWA
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Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
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adison
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Love is like a android phone . It always gives fun and excitment :)
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Marrison
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Some Girls Need To Stop Acting Like Clientele Life Covering 13 Guys With 1 Private Part ,its not a Funeral Cover
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Dj Urban Legend
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My Girlfriend said she want to change her wardrobe and I sent her a carpenter.
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yomi
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See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
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Dulce Montano
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No matter where we come from,who we are and where we are our love is valid.
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Love quotes
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Babe, the only regret I have is not knowing you since the day ioz born,,love you
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Bernard Banda
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Great good fantastic very good comprehensible it is interesting with me so wonderful I need more that because it is very clear I like it and I love it as matter
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Hanad
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Boy;do you want to get 100$ right now girl -sure boy: I will give you 100$if you can find any girl more beautiful than you here do you want
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walid
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I love like a fried chicken
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Jontana
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Ihav found a new man acarrying man,btfl en kind if you wanna knw my knew man jst go2 de mirror en you wll see him standing there
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my lv
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Ihav found a new man acarrying man,btfl en kind if you wanna knw my knew man jst go2 de mirror en you wll see him standing there
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my lv
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People tells me their are plenty of fish in the Rivers, But who want to Date a fish??
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Costa
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