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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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A guy's mind is like an abstract painting. They're deep, complex and mysterious.They know what they want and who to love! They're everything that a woman loves!
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Ren
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I love you! You don't need to love me back, because the love I have for you is sufficient for the both of us. Just give me a chance.
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Ayapeter's
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It's what a man thinks of himself that really determines his fate.
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edwin xb oscar
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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Just say what you feel. Don't make it corny but make it something on your mind thats sweet simple and elegant. :)
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syfi malik
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Worst
I washed my shoes en they failed to dry do you know what I did,I boiled water en I poured into the shoes so that they can dry.
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magalarobert08
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Love is like a android phone . It always gives fun and excitment :)
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Marrison
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
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Dulce Montano
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Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
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Dr. seuss
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Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
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Dr. seuss
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