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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
38
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
32
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
7
I will meet you in Dream land, next to the honey fountain, across the chocolate bridge, on the strawberry field at Romantic time....Good night.
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Familiar
1
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
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win
7
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
12
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
355
Logie
2
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
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Lewis Harding
0
Love is a pain no doctor can explain it tickles your heart and effects your brain.
56
boebbels
1
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
3
I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
6
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
17
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
0
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
0
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
55
See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
53
Dulce Montano
0
I love you like money girl/boy
77
Spack Reel
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