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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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My mom warned me not to steal, but I'll break the rule now because I will steal a million kisses from you
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Shalom
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
7
My phone had refused to work all day till you sent a message, i had forgotten my phone only listens to you...
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djevansalvarez
2
Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
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Jasperdon1
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If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
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heyton
9
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
6
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
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smg
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Worst
if beauty had a name, it would be named after you.
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djevansalvarez
0
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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Unrated

if beauty had a name, it would be named after you.
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djevansalvarez
0
i wish the percentage could reach infinity so that i could measure the percentage of my love for you...
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djevansalvarez
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I always hated sharing my bed but thanks to you now I have no problem with it..
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djevansalvarez
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Boy: my knees are hurting Girl: what happened? Boy: i fell for you
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djevansalvarez
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You are my G.O.A.T Greatest Of All Time
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djevansalvarez
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Am sorry for those people who think am in a relationship especially those who think am single. [thats how our love is]
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djevansalvarez
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There is a party in my heart, wanna come? reservation for only two, me and you
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djevansalvarez
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Whatever you did to me i love it. every night am dreaming of you
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djevansalvarez
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