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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
11
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
2
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
7
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
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@my29
6
My love for you is indescribable. Therefore, I will spend the rest of my life showing you what you mean to me, my love.
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Stevie
1
If I were a hunter, then I must be a bad shooter, bcos each time you cross my mind, I miss you.
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Kenny
1
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
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smg
7
Though my heart is broken from the past, hearing I love you puts my heart in a cast
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bretlutell
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
3
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
17
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
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Tamanna khan
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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Even if they hate you, when you die you are the loved one.. May you rest in peace R.I.P
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Nhlamzer NBX
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
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