Best
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
2503
Kiracheta
35
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
1766
peaceonearth27
31
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
432
LissPissKissKis
7
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
274
sunichuks
2
It would be the perfect crime if I stole your heart and you stole mine<3
159
@my29
6
A guy's mind is like an abstract painting. They're deep, complex and mysterious.They know what they want and who to love! They're everything that a woman loves!
14
Ren
0
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
510
NWA JESUS
11
I wanted to send you all my love I have for you,but the postman said its TOO BIG!!! I Love Juliet.....
91
Kennedy kay snow
1
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
231
officialbrandi
1
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
327
Logie
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Worst
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
1
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
91
1 in a million
3
I wish your parents never met!
413
Dennis deno-fb
6
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
42
Tamanna khan
0
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
17
Love is like a android phone . It always gives fun and excitment :)
17
Marrison
0
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
114
See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
44
Dulce Montano
0
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
80
akoroboy
0
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
2568
Bedazzelle
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I love you more than I love you and you know how much I love you
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Fuzzy
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