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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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You:Wanna play a game? Them: Sure... You: It can't be hide and seek thoo Them: And why not You:Cause a girl like you, is impossible to find.
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Mynamesjeff
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
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Kennedy kay snow
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
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heyton
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For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
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win
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I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
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Logie
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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You have nothing to offer
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andrewzz200
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
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Dulce Montano
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Your like a screen,I cant get enough of you
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tina
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You:Wanna play a game? Them: Sure... You: It can't be hide and seek thoo Them: And why not You:Cause a girl like you, is impossible to find.
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Mynamesjeff
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You:Wanna play a game? Them: Sure... You: It can't be hide and seek thoo Them: And why not You:Cause a girl like you, is impossible to find.
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Mynamesjeff
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