I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
Jesus Christ loves you more than I love you. But will you please believe me when I say that I love you too?
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
1 in a million