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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
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Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
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Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
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NWA JESUS
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Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?
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shenoy
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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
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Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
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adison
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For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
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win
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Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
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Jasperdon1
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
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officialbrandi
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Worst
Monkey ask her mum why are ugly ,,, and she answer we are even better than the person reading this message
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CARINA
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I love you like money girl/boy
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Spack Reel
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God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
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I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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Your like a screen,I cant get enough of you
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tina
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
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See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
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Dulce Montano
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Teacher: Who is first person to port a snooker? chevy: hmmm HARRY POTTER
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CARINA
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. “You must go and see a doctor lady! (Girl – why?) You have ‘BEAUTY’ all over your face
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CARINA
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You have nothing to offer
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andrewzz200
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