Best
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
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Kiracheta
0
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
1948
peaceonearth27
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Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
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LissPissKissKis
11
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
677
NWA JESUS
19
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
378
sunichuks
6
Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
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Jasperdon1
7
Hey, do you know gods Number , i need to tell him one of his Angels is lost (;
222
c@ndy143M
4
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
147
Lewis Harding
1
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
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smg
10
If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
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heyton
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Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
1978
EatMeUp
0
I wish your parents never met!
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Dennis deno-fb
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I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
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Even if they hate you, when you die you are the loved one.. May you rest in peace R.I.P
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Nhlamzer NBX
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
147
1 in a million
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Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
109
akoroboy
0
I love you like money girl/boy
133
Spack Reel
8
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
0
boy: my phone isn't working. girl: why? boy: I don't have naked pictures of you on it :D
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segfhgfddsv
48
Love is like a android phone . It always gives fun and excitment :)
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Marrison
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lxbfYeaa
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When I think about you, my heart races… which is pretty much… all the time! Heh.. uwu
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Kreemee
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Bestie luv, just know that you are more important to me than my bf. I can break up with him for you
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AR RAMLEE
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Music "para de body" All this yahoo boy Para de body BTC de body money de body
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Omprince
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