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I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
2582
Kiracheta
38
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
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peaceonearth27
32
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
492
LissPissKissKis
7
My love for you is like the gravitational pull between the sun and earth, the closer it is the stronger it gets.
140
Lewis Harding
0
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
560
NWA JESUS
12
Love is just like a war easy to start it hard to end it imposible to forget it in a life time
146
ammarsambo
8
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
273
smg
7
Though my heart is broken from the past, hearing I love you puts my heart in a cast
94
bretlutell
0
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless
207
CoolStoryBro860
3
I'm so glad you are a part of my life, because you bring out the best in me.
55
+2347039594998
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Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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1 in a million
3
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
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EatMeUp
16
I wish your parents never met!
484
Dennis deno-fb
6
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
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angela
111
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
59
Tamanna khan
0
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
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akoroboy
0
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
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Anky
1
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
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Bedazzelle
51
I love you like money girl/boy
88
Spack Reel
2
See You Later Alligator ^_^)/ In A While Crocodile /.^)/
58
Dulce Montano
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