Best
I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
2451
Kiracheta
35
Boy: There's just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What's that? Boy: Your last name
1731
peaceonearth27
32
If love is not a sport then whyis there a lot of players?????
37
Luke Patience K
0
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
243
sunichuks
1
If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
205
heyton
8
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text(; <3
403
LissPissKissKis
7
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
487
NWA JESUS
11
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I’ve missed you
200
win
7
If I were a hunter, then I must be a bad shooter, bcos each time you cross my mind, I miss you.
242
Kenny
1
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoes without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
223
officialbrandi
1
next >
Worst
I have sex with girls and boys and I hump them
4
ilikesex
0
I love you like money girl/boy
32
Spack Reel
1
I wish your parents never met!
381
Dennis deno-fb
6
God is busy let me help you :P :P :P
50
Anky
1
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
80
1 in a million
3
Geez.. I hate your Armpit Hair!!
1885
EatMeUp
17
I love u more then my family and you're so sexy i want u in bed and have a babby with u.
6050
angela
114
Yes, I know a message and the message knows me as well
74
akoroboy
0
I know u are a dreamer But sorry boy i am not a beliver.
33
Tamanna khan
0
You're so fine I would drink your bath water!
2551
Bedazzelle
54
next >
Unrated

Submit