I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?
Yes you can text hot girls ether for a friend or gf or bf it just about having fun getting to know each other more and grow our commuity
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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