I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
Monkey ask her mum why are ugly ,,, and she answer we are even better than the person reading this message
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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