I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
My mom warned me not to steal, but I'll break the rule now because I will steal a million kisses from you
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
My phone had refused to work all day till you sent a message, i had forgotten my phone only listens to you...
Look outside and see the sun rising for you, flowers smiling for you and birds singing for you, because last night I told them to wish you a beautiful day.
If I you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? mine would be that our love lasts until I see an orange in an apple tree.I love you
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
1 in a million
i wish the percentage could reach infinity so that i could measure the percentage of my love for you...
Am sorry for those people who think am in a relationship especially those who think am single. [thats how our love is]