I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
Boy/Girl: There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Girl/Boy: No? There's 26. Boy/Girl: Oh yeah. I always forget U, R, A, Q, T. :)
I'm not a gambler but I've just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you...
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
1 in a million
Your hug is my favourite home, your name is my favourate and your voice is my ideal sound of heaven choir
Boy: do you want to be the sun in my life? Girl: oh, yes Boy: then stay 92.9 million miles away from me like the sun