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I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
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sunichuks
2
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I'm speechless
208
CoolStoryBro860
3
How about an exchange gift. I'll be yours and You'll be mine <3
54
im2efindope2die
0
Though my heart is broken from the past, hearing I love you puts my heart in a cast
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bretlutell
0
I love you only on days that end with an 'y'
65
RONNIENGETICH
0
If you gave me a love portion, don't let me miss the dosage because I don't want to stop loving you.
81
Seehere
0
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
368
Logie
2
My life without you is like a beautiful vase waiting to be filled with a flower called you... I love you.
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Beekay Laurence
1
If I were a hunter, then I must be a bad shooter, bcos each time you cross my mind, I miss you.
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Kenny
1
Well, I am an unemployed adorable person with a certificate in kissing, a diploma in caring and a degree in loving. So what job you will you offer me?
214
shenoy
1
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The best the was the best there is the best there will ever be "evoh"
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Evoh ngomane
0
boy: my phone isn't working. girl: why? boy: I don't have naked pictures of you on it :D
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segfhgfddsv
48
Love is like a android phone . It always gives fun and excitment :)
24
Marrison
0
You're so cute, I feel like... I could sacrifice you to the dark lord Satan, drink your blood and use your skull as a cereal bowl. <3
367
mootpls
3
I ate a burger because I hate you.
373
kumaratunga
6
how much does a full grown polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice, Hi :)
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guest #2
0
Hi how are your mom and dad so I love you
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kaylee
10
Hey, me without you is like a- GET OFF THIS WEBSITE, IT WILL NOT HELP! IF you WANT ADVICE THEN ASK YOUR PARTNER SOME QUESTIONS
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yeetburg
1
I Sent An Angel To Look Over You and The Angel Came Back A Minute Later. I Asked It Why. It Told Me Angels Don&apos;t Watch Other Angels.
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Angel
1
I love like a fried chicken
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Jontana
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