I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox
edwin xb oscar
A guy's mind is like an abstract painting. They're deep, complex and mysterious.They know what they want and who to love! They're everything that a woman loves!
I sent an Angel to watch over u while u were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why, the Angel said Angels don't watch over an Angel
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Just say what you feel. Don't make it corny but make it something on your mind thats sweet simple and elegant. :)
If you gave me a love portion, don't let me miss the dosage because I don't want to stop loving you.
I washed my shoes en they failed to dry do you know what I did,I boiled water en I poured into the shoes so that they can dry.
Your ass is grass and I'm a power lawn mower. Are you allergic to misquotes cause your bites are swelling up. Is that your face or did your neck through up?
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