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I've done every possible thing on earth to make our relation work but now I finally realized you are just not worth it!your ego is as big a your head!
9
Long gone
1
It is very easy to disapprove on a girls night out, but it's best when they share the kill!
9
MAURICIO ARROYO
0
Even if I round the world a hundred times, my only place is with you
9
lover boys
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Boy: It's (enter current time)! Make a wish! Girl: ?? That doesn't work. Boy: Huh, I wished the cutest girl would send me a text, looks like it worked just fine
9
kdwrestler
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants!
9
Kinky Bitch!
0
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth.
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hamoosh
1
I like your outfit. I'd love to see it at the end of my bed tomorrow morning
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Your mother
0
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment. We just sleep together every night..
20
Uzzi
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Baby it took me one year to be with you just for one minute! Man! I wish I had more money, your so expensive!!!
11
Yayaya
2
I just wanted you to know that you mean more then my Xbox.
11
Zachari
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