Best
i want to steal some thing expensive from you"can u imagine is there something big than your love from your heart#JUSTUS DE BILLS
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JUSTUS DE BILLS
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if i gave you a chance to look at my heart, you would think its a mirror because you are the wallpaper..
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djevansalvarez
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My life has always been a dark room till you walked in and switched the lights on..
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djevansalvarez
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I have started watching the news these days because your smile makes the news..
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djevansalvarez
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Dad: I have the key to heaven. Son: where is heaven dad? Dad: Btween your mothers leg. Son: I think you shoud change it cuz the neighbor might hve a copy!
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Dadddyyyyyy
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If I had a kiss to give I will have to save it for you. You mean alot to me sweetie.
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Thomas
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Boy;do you want to get 100$ right now girl -sure boy: I will give you 100$if you can find any girl more beautiful than you here do you want
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walid
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God above created you for me to love you.he picked you from the rest because he new I would love you the best.
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Dr Friszy
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if you saw me in police van which crime would you think I got arrested for??
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Ivan Vivan
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I've closed my eyes. I can't open it again.....HELP!
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baba
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Worst
Boy: i.l.y. Girl: aww, I love you too. Boy: no I'm leaving you
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nat nat jones
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Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.
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mrdgood
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You are the love of my life. i have never seen a guy like you. i want to be with you.
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lover357
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when ever u are 026% unhappy22%sad 73%lonely 189boered just add the above number and that will make u happy...love u by spirit
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spirit
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I thought you were cute I guess I had one two many drinks..
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live@5
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my baby braek my hrt nd promis to come back again.
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franklin
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If i hve 3letter H.R.T, I Wil either add E.A to mke it HEART or U to mke it HURT, bt i wil rather add U to mke it HURT Than hv a heart witout U.
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Jerryginger
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You are stubid like your dog and silly like your can and naive like your mom but i love you in that way honey
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Hanna
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Heyy, i heard you were the cutest guy in town and i hope you dont mind this, but i went and got your number off the yellow pages ^.^
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DontLookHesMine
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hiii waz mr niyi darlog how was your day
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darlog
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My love for you is like diarhea, i just can't hold it inside.
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Jace
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They say money talks but mine just waves good-bye and before i can even blink, POOF! It's gone.
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Jace
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Love is like a female without ask male for something!
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Baryogar
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#Justforlaugh. Sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette.
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OG-FLEEK
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They say OG-FLEEK is a maniac, truth be told am crazier than you think
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OG-FLEEK
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Why did the lion breakup with his girlfriend? Because she was a CHEETAH.
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Roxanne
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Why was 6(six) afraid of 7(seven)?____ans: Because 7,8,9......[seven,ate, nine]
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OG-FLEEK
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Sex was so good, the next day she came back with her cousin.
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OG-FLEEK
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