Roses are red, am afraid of dogs but i can protect you.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, am so bored, what should i do

Roses are red, ur back side is so fit, when u walk i go dizzy

Hmmm

Roses are red, lillies are white, am lonely, my woman is not by my side,

A criminal was in prison for 6years and one day he finally escaped out of prison, he went running to the closest town to hide.. When he got there, he entered the first house he found...

He rushed to the kitchen and took a knife then he went upstair to the bedroom, he kicked in the door and found a man and his wife both naked on the bed seriously making love like there's no tomorrow

The couples were shocked and frozen in fear to see a big scary man with well-built muscles, he threatened the husband and tied him to a chair.. Then he jumped on the bed and started kissing the woman

On her neck. Suddendly he got down and rushed to the bathroom. The man trembling in fear and hopeless coz he was tied down, just sat there naked...

He said to his wife, "honey, this man is so dangerous and from his clothes you can tell that he just got out of prison, if he wants to make love to u don't resist. Be strong honey.. I love u"...

D wife replied calmly saying, "my dear husband, don't worry he just asked me if we keep any vaseline in the bathroom, he's gay and he says dat u are cute, he likes ur butt .. Be strong honey i luv u"

Hmmm