After pondering really hard for hours i've came to realise that actually the most awkward moment in a man's life is when his dong betrays him.
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Jace 79 minutes ago  +1
Idk.. Wat do u think we should do sir?
King jev 77 minutes ago  +1
Hi guys just passing by
Jace 2 hour ago
Anyone..?
Jade 2 hour ago
Always someone
Jace 2 hour ago
Always that special someone.. My beautiful woman..°smile°
Jade 2 hour ago
Lolz!...tnxs
Jace 2 hour ago
Y r u thanking me darling?
Jade 2 hour ago
U called me beautiful and i said tnxs
Jace 2 hour ago
Oh, u r welcome sir
Jade 2 hour ago
Ma not sir
Jace 2 hour ago
Okay sir.. Hv u eaten?
Jade 2 hour ago
No ma,hbu ma
Jace 2 hour ago
Oh i feel beautiful when u call me 'ma', thanks... And Why haven't u eaten yet sir?
Jade 2 hour ago
The ice-cream and pop-corn is still in my belly ma
Jace 2 hour ago
Make sure u eat something before going to bed, okay sir?
mia 118 minutes ago
Hi dad and mum 👋👋🥰
Jace 117 minutes ago
Hii bby mia
Jade 116 minutes ago
Okay ma,i'll ma
mia 114 minutes ago
Dad how are you I've been missing you so much I hope you're well
Paul 114 minutes ago
Hmmm.... Love wan ti ti
mia 113 minutes ago
Bye Dad bye sweet mommy I'll miss you guys so much
Jade 112 minutes ago
I'll miss u more sweetie
Paul 112 minutes ago
Sheh una don born pikin ni
mia 111 minutes ago
Mommy my love how are you doing at least I heard your voice yesterday 😘😍😍😍😍🥰
Jace 111 minutes ago
Am doing great sweetie, thanks... Hbu?
mia 111 minutes ago
Paul Paul leave my mom and dad 😂😂😂
mia 109 minutes ago
Love you dad and I will miss you so much mom cuz you're so special to me and to everyone else you and dad are one of the best thing ever
Paul 109 minutes ago
What did you mean mia?
mia 107 minutes ago
Just kidding Paul
mia 107 minutes ago
Bye everyone
Jade 107 minutes ago
I'm gud sweetie and i'll really miss u bby
Paul 107 minutes ago
Lolz.... Really mia, did you mean it?
Jace 106 minutes ago
Love u more bby mia.. U always know how to put a smile on daddy's face...i don't want u to leave us sweetie
Jade 106 minutes ago
Bro paul mia is my one and only daughter
Paul 105 minutes ago
Mia will you marry me, yes or no? *joking*
Jace 105 minutes ago
JADE!
Jace 103 minutes ago
Paul.. I'll cut off ur dong if u keep joking with my daughter like this...
Jade 101 minutes ago
Jace
Alan 99 minutes ago
Guys pls help me with 500 naira pls
Jace 99 minutes ago
Hmm bby mi
Paul 98 minutes ago
I just want to mary her so that she will born baby, and you will become grandpa.
Jade 98 minutes ago
What's the "hmm" for¿
Jade 96 minutes ago
Lolz!...no way bro paul...my daughter is too young to get married
DLS 96 minutes ago
Jesus mary and jospeh nepa done take light ah which time I go iron my school uniform.chia tunder fire rivers state
Jace 95 minutes ago
And this is why i said i'll cut off ur dong.. paul
Jade 94 minutes ago
Na now u dey iron ur uniform...why u no iron am be4 david
Alan 93 minutes ago
Someone help me *sad*
Jade 90 minutes ago
Sorry bro alan, i'd love to help u but my dad is already spying on my account...any transcation i do now he will know...i'm sorry
Jace 87 minutes ago
°yawning°.. Am so bored rn
Alan 86 minutes ago
Ok sis
Jade 84 minutes ago
Why are u bored ma
Jace 82 minutes ago
Idk sir
Lovvy dee 82 minutes ago
Sup guys.
Jade 81 minutes ago
What can we do now ma
DLS 80 minutes ago
I use to iron my uniform after drying and when they bring light
Jade 80 minutes ago
Niffy are u still going to keep lying to urself huh¿
Jade 78 minutes ago
Oh i thought u use to give dry cleaner to wash and iron ur uniform david
J-hope^_^ 77 minutes ago
My heartache for lying to you now timi*sad*am sorry
J-hope^_^ 76 minutes ago
Sup bro jev
Jade 76 minutes ago
Should we play d game we use to play ma¿
J-hope^_^ 75 minutes ago
KENYII THE BOY WITH SMALL D
Jade 74 minutes ago
I know that u were lying and u dont have to apologise cutie
Jace 74 minutes ago
I'll be back in a minute sir
DLS 74 minutes ago
Our uniform is hard to wash so they we tall you 1000 for only t_shirt and trouser so I use to wash by my self
Jade 73 minutes ago
Okay ma,i'll wait 4 u ma
Jace 72 minutes ago
Jesus christ!..cathy, why in ta'fak would u say that?
Jace 71 minutes ago
If u say it again cathy am gon' surprise u in ur dm... Am getting tired of this
Jade 71 minutes ago
Ooh..i dont use to wash my uniform by myself dave...my dad use to take it to dry clean dave
Lovvy dee 66 minutes ago
I do not give a f*ck dickhead
Lovvy dee 65 minutes ago
Ken you know it small but just fat like a ballon.
Jace 65 minutes ago
Wait for it cathy
DLS 64 minutes ago
Your`s is better my on saturday like this by 11:00 I wash my cloth if am tired I bribe amara with 2000 to wash all my cloth for me, because my parent like when we do something with our hand
Lovvy dee 64 minutes ago
Bring it on
DLS 63 minutes ago
Who is cathy
Xin yi 63 minutes ago
When u know u dont want to tall with me....u said u want to be alone...so tell me why did u pick my call? Why didnt u decline it?..so that i'll know u just want to be alone cathy
Temmy gold 62 minutes ago
Gud evening guyz!
Xin yi 61 minutes ago
When u know u dont want to talk with me....u said u want to be alone...so tell me why did u pick my call? Why didnt u decline it?..so that i'll know u just want to be alone cathy
Xin yi 61 minutes ago
Wow...that's gud dave
Jace 60 minutes ago
Am gon' prove u wrong cathy so u won't lie abt the size of my package again... Check ur dm.
Xin yi 59 minutes ago
Hi tem
DLS 59 minutes ago
That can gud everytime wash your cloth just tired
Jace 58 minutes ago
Hey rianat.. How've u been doing?
Xin yi 57 minutes ago
I only use to was my house cloth...after dat..nothing else dave
Temmy gold 57 minutes ago
How are u doing guys?
Temmy gold 55 minutes ago
I'm doing great ken and u?
Jace 54 minutes ago
Did u leave us on purpose coz u want us to miss u ma'am?
Xin yi 53 minutes ago
Gud and u tem
Paul 50 minutes ago
Ladies and gentile men. Good evening
Temmy gold 49 minutes ago
No sir am just too busy
Jade 48 minutes ago
Gud evening bro paul
Paul 47 minutes ago
Dls you can call now, am less busy, let me talk to her.
Temmy gold 46 minutes ago
Am fine jade tnx...i'll be right back guys, i want to pray.
Jace 46 minutes ago
I know ma'am.. I was just trying to tell u that i missed u..°smile°
Paul 45 minutes ago
How are you jag?
Jade 44 minutes ago
Okay tem bye
Jade 42 minutes ago
I'm gud and u bro paul
Paul 37 minutes ago
Am not fine at all, because you refuse to give me your daughter
Jade 34 minutes ago
Lolz!...my daughter already have someone she loves
Temmy gold 31 minutes ago
Am back
Paul 30 minutes ago
Eeeehh, tell her to go and break up with that person. that I want to marry her.
Temmy gold 28 minutes ago
Oh really jace?I also missed u sir.
Jace 26 minutes ago
I don't agree with that.. I will never let my daughter marry you.. Coz u r always fooling around with women... I want my daughter to marry a gud man like her dad
Paul 23 minutes ago
Temmy, where have you been. I really miss you. Jag am not going for your daughter again since she has a boyfriend. Don't let me spoil her relationshim, let me go for temi, maybe she will accept me
Jade 22 minutes ago
Tem did not miss me*sad*...
Lovvy dee 21 minutes ago
Mmmm ken small boy
Lovvy dee 21 minutes ago
Mmmmsis temitope
Paul 18 minutes ago
Ok, am not interested for any girls anymore, am fine the way am with my lonely life. *sad*
Temmy gold 17 minutes ago
I've been doing gud paul,wbu?..... The person u are saying°temi° is busy please try again later°paul°......i missed u sooooo much jade.....ifemi°lovvy°
Cathy joe 16 minutes ago
Pele paul....
Guest 15 minutes ago
I think say you don forget me ni temi.
Paul 15 minutes ago
Hmmm.... Temi
Ava 13 minutes ago
May I come in
Temmy gold 13 minutes ago
Hmmm?Paul.....nifemi did u see my msg?
Paul 13 minutes ago
Ok it's fine, can will be friends.... What happen cathy what happen, why are you telling me sorry
Ava 12 minutes ago
Gud eve guys
Cathy joe 11 minutes ago
You may benice....paul what the hell you are being somehow rude nigga.
Paul 11 minutes ago
Loveth is this you or someone else?
Paul 10 minutes ago
Am out of here!
Paul 9 minutes ago
Byeeeee
Cathy j 9 minutes ago
PAULLLLLLLLLL
Cathy j 8 minutes ago
No the girl did not see the msg o but when did you send it tem.
Ava 7 minutes ago
Hmmm now that I have come you want to go
Alan 4 minutes ago
Gud Eve guys
Alan 3 minutes ago
Ava my love
Temmy gold just now
Whats wrong paul? Yesterday around 10pm cathy.....hi bro alan