Hy zainab

Xup sabir..how are you?

Hey guys

Am fine and you?....wait, how did u know that am sabir?

Wassup iris...hw re doing?

Am not gud actually...I knw its you nah.

Why bby, what happened to you?

Am not feeling well...I need someone beside me.

Hello guys

Xup alan,how are doing?

Oh! Am sorry enny, but what could be the problem, are you lonely or...?

Yes I feel lonely

Am gud and you

Well....is there something i can do abt it enny? Tell me anything, i'll try my best to make u feel better bby

Am not gud bro

Why sis

Never mind I will be feeling better very soon.thanks for your concer.

Okay

Are u still single?

*Eating burns* hello everyone

Hmmm yes oo

Xup cathy

Am single too enny

The girl is me saying how are you

Cathy bby sup

Mpa kee uzo

Can you tell daddy what "mpa kee uzo" means, mia?

I'm single too o in case

Daddy knows abt iris, mia u can't lie

It means mpa or papa-dad kee or kedu-where uzo-path way or road

Stop lying sabir..you are a choosing already nah

It simply means dad sup or how re you

Are u trying to say, which girl is on my mind?

Hiii jackzee jace is my dad and guess what he is not a single dad yh and in my own opinion let's just take iris out of this am single and ready to mingle

Ok i got ya. And daddy is fine thanks bby mia

Yes or do you want to deny

What if i tell you that daddy wants jackzee

Xup guyz!

I got ya cynthia dad can never be single...but dont worry, very soon...

Why will dad want jack?why?when you have mum>luna

Wassup rox

And what if I tell you you can't have her mum is the only one for ever okh

She(luna) wants to be bby bestie to daddy, and that's it. So am single again

Dont mind dad you knw he's a joker.

Jack tnxs for understanding me my dad is just having a mental issue don't worry I and mum can handle it no need to call a doctor

If you say so sabir but always have it in mind that she is your babe forever

Daddy your bby bestie mean your babe and your bestie

Alrt I got ya mia I knw dat doctor can never solve this.

Am serious enny jokes aside, for real i want you

Dad am calling the doctor cus this is out of the line and mum said she can't handle it neither could I cus I don't know maybe you now bit

This is not a joke mia, okay?

Dad mu go agba gi egbe zukwanu ike I go tell malle oo cap am again make I call malle

You keep saying this sabir...how do want your bby bestie to feel about this ...but she still want you sabir.

Am fine and you»jackzee(sorry 4 the late reply,I was kinda busy)

Bby am not fine...okay but are you done with it?

Okay enny maybe u don't want this, seems like i better quit and leave u alone

Are you falling for this one hahahahahaha e dey bit ooo °runing°make I run for my life first

Yep,but why are you not okay?

Sup roxy

Roxy bby

Am fyn jace,wbu?

I do not mean it like that sabir...I just dont want to break your heart..very sorry abt that.plzz

Guest bby*smirk*

I feel lonely roxy I just need someone beside me.

Roxy roxy clock it babes

Bye dad bye ladies till tomorrow's evening

Sabir

Alrt mia good byee

Love you mummy alway's I knw you re there

It's okay enny i know what u mean

Bye mia.

Am fine too roxy......byee mia

Love you daddy take gud care of mum you understand gud night

Kk jace.

Yh thanks for understanding.

Okay

Good night

Byee

Do you want to sleep? sabir

No

It seems your mood has change

No enny am fine, don't worry

No, you re not okay... tell me the problem.plzzz

Howdy!

I dont like it,when people are sad.OMG *Sigh*

'Meaning' rox

I said am fine jackzee, okay?

*sigh*okay if you say so but still not happy

Howdy! Cowboy's style, huh roxy?

"Hello"»jackzee

What do you mean jace?[furrowed brows]

I can't tell you the problem enny coz it's abt you, actually am feeling like you are ozi, that's why am overthinking abt the whole thing

Hmmm

Ohh you dont have to overthink so that you won't over react on anything...just calm your nerves bby..huh?

Am cool jackzee, just feeling like u are ozi and i can't shake it off my nerves

Tbh,I don't knw wat you mean,because I just caught that word on the web which means"hello".so maybe you misunderstood it.

'Howdy' that's how cowboys greet eachother and i learned that from movies, that's why i said "cowboy's style, huh?"

.....kk.

Eve guys

But is it bad to use the word?

Hi sis rox how are you

Am fine n you?»bro.

I just got that picture in my mind when u mention 'howdy' like in the movies they say it while bowing their heads slightly and holding the front tip of the hat at the same time. Howdy! Lolz

Am gud sis. Ha you eaten

[smile],I gat you.

Yeah,wbu?»bro

No roxy it's not offensive nor a vulgar language, but people might think you are a weirdo if you use it sometimes coz it's american and old school and belongs to the rural wild west. So it's a no no

I have sis. How wa yo da

Kay.

Hai alan, hau ayu duwing?

My day was cool bro,what abt yours?

Sis wh ar you doing

Nothing bro.

Cool sis and good bro an you

Ok sis.

Gosh you guyz eng,is it pidgin eng or ....?[joking]

Iyam fain bro, jas cant fol aslip rait nau

And b4 I forget sab,you were right abt that story website,their stories are really cool.

*Laughing* and looking at rox °_° °-°

Dis iz a pafek wei ov spiiking inglish akoding tu hau it saundz, roxy

I am an object I have no body only a face with three hands what am I.

Yeah rox

Yeah roxy they are pretty cool, i like the stories under the crime category the most, especially that story 'attacked on the toilet'

Someone should ans the riddle

Yep that's true,I will check it out,jace.

I still get a good laugh when i recall the last lines of the story, lolz!

Oops I dunno bro,[whispering] will you tell me pls.

A clock. Datz de ansa bro, tel mi if am rong

Really,hope it's not what am .......

The answere is clock sis. And bro you are right

Bro...

That woman is wicked, she cheated on her husband and gave her bf a key to the house so that he will sneak inside and kill the husband at night, he found the husband in the toilet and tried to..

Wait sab do you hv a book that you do write riddles.

That story is just showing how dangerous a woman can be but at the end she turns out to be the dumbest creature on God's green earth

Hmmm bro.

Really,but even men are the same.don't worry I will read it when am less busy.

Bro are you there?

No roxy some riddles are just so obvious like i read it once and the answer is right there, i don't know how u guys find it tricky and complex. And secondly coz i grew up playing riddles alot

I need airtime pls bro and sis send me airtime *begging and kneeling*

I see,well mine I didn't really like playing it.

Am sorry bro I can't.

Anyone?

Ok sis

Thanks 4 understanding bro.