Hmmm

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly came flying into the kitchen and landed on the counter, that's when i realised that a spatula is much like a fly swatter, and a smashed fly is...

....much like a blueberry, and a roomate is much like a FLY EATER.

????

You don't get it?

Yh i dont

It's a joke, like you are baking pancakes and a fly landed on the counter you smashed dat fly with a spatula nd bake it(smashed fly) with d pancakes nd offer it to your roomate. Read the joke again

If u are d one will u eat that¿

Nope, it's just a joke

What if they gave u and u didnt know dat they fry it with fly in it, We u still eat it¿

Nope i won't

Hmmmm it look like am getting better am a little bit angry

Hmm..but u didnt know na

Even if i don't know i'll still know that there's a fly in it

Why angry

Cathy, You will be fine darling

How will u know dat there's fly in it¿

Idk how but i will know if there's a fly in it

Hmm...okay oo But wat if u are seriously hungry dat u are abt 2 faint becoz of hunger will u eat it¿

Nope, I don't think i'll ever let myself reach that extent of fainting from h

Lolz!

But why do you want to feed me that fly anyway

I cant feed u dat

Hmm....i think i have to say congratulation to u

Cause one stupid boy well he is my young but he now ask me out...I was almost punch him.

Calm down cathy don't make that boy go toothless

Congratulate me? Why sabir Sis punch him hard

U got a new bf

Bro the fact that you told me he like me since the day he first see me,and I ask why did you not talk just guess what he said..

Bf? Who?

What did he say cathy?

Hmmm you never told me that you and awwal are now datin.

We are not oooo I'm not dating anyone oo

He said he was not brave enough to tell after 2 of his friend ask me out and I was like why can't you fight back for what you like...GOD I WAS SICK OF LOOKING AT HIM.

Why you dey lie like this ozi.

2 of his friends? And you still expecting that guy to come up to you and tell u what's up?

I'm not lieing ooo

I am on my way luna

Cathy don't put too much pressure on ozi, maybe she's saying the truth. Who knows

Like it as been long I date is 2 friends...me and the his second just break up last month...well he as the damn GODS ..........REALLY OZI HMMM

Yea bro

Luna what happen.

Cathy gud afternoon

Sabir u dont believe me

The whole thing doesn't make sense, it's like they holded a meeting and agreed that each of them had to try you out and when his turn comes up he nearly got punched. That guy isn't so lucky

Luna were are you. I greet every one hear o.

I will get home and msg you baby girl(ozi) cause am just goin home..

I believe you luna i know he's not your bf yet

How are you awwal..

I dey hear you awwal howfar bro

I am fine thank you.

Sabir pls don't abuse her o

Abuse who?

Yet? I'm not having oo sabir

I know luna it's okay

Okay sis I'll be expecting ur msg

I mean luna

Hmm....okay sabir

I can see the conversation

Awwal, are you okay bro?

I am okay thank you. Why are you asking?

He didnt abuse me mide

Okay luna. Bcz I care for you.

Care 4 who biko¿

You luna.

Sabir, how is mum.c?

I don't think so, you don't seem like you are okay bro

She's fine they just got back from church rn

Lolz!

What's funny ozi?

Muhammadurasululahi.

Then why didnt u follow her 2 church? Son of d sun

Allahu f*ckin' akbar

It doesn't make sense luna

*sigh* why sabir

Thank you who is that. Pls

Next time say salalahu alahim wasalam

That's me.

Luna

Guys can we talk abt something else....please

حل تعرف من أنا؟

Awwal

Okay luna

Pls who is this I like you

Luna pls who is that. Dat wrote arabic

Am getting tried of this boys,I swr I feel like killing myself.

You can't like me, am not gay

I dont know either Maybe be is passerby dat wrote in arabic awwal

I am confuse ajeh walahi

Kill urself? I don't think that's the right solution to your problem cathy

Pls show ur self pls

Big bro,sis..I feel like crying..

Ignore it mide

I want ken I want to do it but God will not forgive me.....GOD WHY AM I EVEN A GIRL

*lol*Luna are you lying(abt who wrote in arabic)?

Okay luna. But I have to know that person

Come and hug me sis Dont cry emotional sister

Are you not the one that wrote it ken..

Wha ta'fak? Cathy feel special coz boys are running after you, some girls are being avoided like a pile of sh!T.

Who wrote it pls I beg you guys

*groaning* testi I need a real hug to calm me down and thanks for the hug ozi....I THINK I NEED TO LEAVE THIS PLACE FOR REAL

Covering u jace*winks*

Sabir I get you

No ken you can not understand they are to much,after I was going home my ex well not really my ex cause we never bu and now he want us to be back..bro should i count them for u

Cathy do know what i'll do if i was a girl like you?

Awwal

What ken?

Luna you are calling me

Just feel like calling ur name awwal

Thank you for calling my name.

Cathy u need a real hug right¿

I'll show these boys who's the boss, i won't let them control how i feel(my emotions). I'll be like 'i have wat u want but you are getting none of it, u have to die first to get it, it's like heaven'

My duty awwal Sabir so if u were a girl 4 real,will u do dat¿

Sabir you are the one that wrote arabic.

Hmm.

This my contact. Contact me sabir 07049093506

Bro is both boys and girls okay not only boys.*sigh* yes sis real hug

Hmm?

I won die o..

Ken,Let me try if mariam can make me happy

Luna do wat

Yeah ozi i won't let boys mess around with me or my feelings, i'll be so hard to get coz some boys don't deserve it

Nevermind her number is not goin...what to what to do...oh got it singing emotional songs by chris brown

Real hug? Sis it's very easy 2 get free hug. Just tell one of those boy that is distrubing u or ur ex They will give u 4 free sis*smrik*

Awwal i don't feel like talking to a cow right now, maybe next time bro but i'll save ur contact anyway. Just in case

Than I will now sing HOPE by NF......

Sabir give me your contact nah

Than I will now sing HOPE by NF........oh really sis then they should tell that I should give them more hug so that they will now touch my a$$ or say that their boby is moving.

Sabir what happen pls.

Hmm...okay sabir

Hello!

Be strong cathy

Pls luna why sabir is angry

Hi michelle

Sabir are you angry at me

I don't have a sim card bro am sorry there's no way i could give you my number when i don't even have a sim card

Son of the sun

Luna am i angry at awwal?

Who is the owner of that sim card bro. Wait are you angry at me bcz I hear cow.

Hi michelle,how are you.......Thanks ken,it song am hearing now is working for me

Hw are you?b....

Lolz! Sabir i'm not in ur body na How did u want me 2 know if u are angry with him¿

Sup cathy,I'm gud n you?

Bro do you want to call me so that you'll read for me surah-yaseen? Do u think i don't know wat u want to do

Wait....sabir dont tell me is becoz he is.....to....hmmm

I mean i don't have sim card bro am using my neighbour's WI-FI to browse the internet

Sabir I am not doing anything

Am cool now michelle thanks to luna

Okay bro

Ozi thank you so much my princess you are the best hearing your voice and calling you was the best choice...I feel good now tnx so much sis I LOVE you SO MUCH..and thanks to your angel voice...

Okay loveth,so even my b...... Don't even knw....hmmm

And ozi it was my card that finished my bad....how did you know my name michelle are u mia

Nope,am Ro.....