Love you too sweetheart.

My baby how was your night

Not really fine without you!

How abt you

Same!

Sweetheart am sorry for not waiting for you my mom told me to sleep

Am sorry abt the incident that happen yesterday. We have to be very, very careful

It's fine, let forget about the past and face the present.

What's your plan today?

My plans for these morning is to do my choice,cook,chat with you then when your busy I'll play games with my siblings

Hmmm.... That's great my baby will be more beautiful.*happy*

What type of game did you want to play with your siblings?

Ludo and whot babe guess what these children did yesterday

Ok oh!

What???

The told me to come outside the compound and play number,number 1 with them I said that I don't want to play babe guess what these children did to me when I came out to look at them

What??

The tied my left hand to my left leg that's not all guess what our last born did when we went inside

Ahhh, *lol*

Lolz, what??

How come they know all this. I know you're the one that teach them. Now see the gain now, *LOLLLLLLLL!!*

He went out of the room carry too much powder and rub in his face then came back to the room when my siblings saw him all of them shouted "JESUS" but me I was laughing babe guess what he looked like

I'll be right back to finish my gist wait for me oh

Ghost or what?

Am back!!!

Babe you guess right he looked like a ghot

My baby

Hmm babe

Welcome dear. Where have you been?

I was doing something

Babe before you continue how is your body now, I know you're hurt yesterday. And have you eaten?

Am fine now thanks for asking and I have not eaten but I'll what abt you have you eaten

Ok, are you done with what you're doing?

Yes!!!!, what're you planing to eat today?

Yh am true babe have you eaten

This morning pap and bread in the afternoon jollof rice then in the evening I don't know yet WHAT ABT YOU

Let me help you "EBA", I EAT rice this morning, eba, afternoon, evening idk yet.

Okay oh

My baby

Sweetheart!! Whatsup

Can I ask you something

What's that babe?

The question is 2 but the first one is if someone comes to you and say I NEED YOU what will come to your mind first

My baby

Babe I don't understand! Can you please break it down to me

If someone comes to you and say I NEED YOU what will come to your mind

Female or male?

Female

Ahhh, I will think she wont me to have something with her. Adult or teenages?

And Babe why did you ask?

Let me say an 18yrs old girl came to say and say that word what will you think

Nothing oh just asking

She may need me to help her carry something. Or what did you think?

Hmm.......okay what if she doesn't need your help okay let's say she was your gf and told you something like that

Hmm....if giving myself will make her happy I will give it to her. Abi what did you think

Okay

What if she's not your gf

Babe if I answer all your question and you don't tell me why you ask we are......

Just answer na

I will find something else for her

Okay

Oya tell me why you ask?

If I tell you why I asked you can do nothing abt it

I know just tell me

Is just that I need your presence and most times I wish you were here with me

Babe am sorry. I was cooking that's why. I went to check it, am sorry

It's fine I just told you the reason for my question

Ok, tell me the second one now?

Forget abt the second question I'll ask at the right time

Ok, have you eaten?

My baby when will you come to see me

For Where???

What do you mean

I mean where will I see you?

You come to where I stay na

Ok. When did you want me to come??

Anytime you feel like coming

Next week ko?

Really are you actually coming next week

Babe I mean it oh!!!

Are you for real

Yeah babe I mean it.*serious*

Hmmm.........okay

Should I come sweetheart?

Yh but where will you stay

I mean where will you sleep

Your house now.

Why did you ask?

Sorry my airtime has finished

My baby

Yes my love

So is it a deal

Babe are you serious about this??

Am sure if you are sure

Okay babe I know what we will do when I recharge I'll call you and tell you are we fine!

Sweetheart

A

B

Jace what did you mean

Nothing esther, boredom is f*cking me right now i don't know what to do

C

D

E

F

Chibuikem, Ahuru m enyi gi nwanyi n'anya, achoro m ito ya ime

Please who are you guest?

Babe is this you?

Guest what is the meaning of this rubbish who do you want to get pregnant hope it's not me let thunder not fire you na

Me keh do I know who the nincompoop is

Oh God! i got tricked again, guys i was the one who wrote that and i can explain, just listen to me, okay

Ok, babe am sorry, I sleep off.

**yarwning**

Okay explain

Jace am sorry for being to mean pls don't use such word again

Why did you say that? Which tribes are you

I want to go and start making my hair in few mins so when I come back I'll call you ok

Babe what did you mean.

Someone told me on social media that this is how u ask a person to be your friend in igbo. Am innocent believe me

No prob, babe please do it fast oh, am already missing you.

I want to go and make my hair if I come back I'll call you

No problem don't miss me too much okay.I LOVE YOU

Guys can u tell me what does "nincompoop" means? It's kinda funny and i would like to use it on someone if i get a chance to do it

Jace what you just said was that you like me and wanted to get me pregnant

Bro, now I understand what you're trying to say. You like my gf to the extent that you want to give her bele. Bro pls respect yourself oh.

Nincompoop means someone stupid.AM SO SORRY TO USE THE WORD ON YOU PLS

Babe calm down abeg

Babe I LOVE YOU TOO, BYEE, MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME ONCE YOU'RE DONE OH!

JESUS CHRIST!

Why will he say that kind thing to you na, and you're telling me to calm down.

I'LL BABY DON'T MISS ME TO MUCH OH BABE AND I LOVE YOU BYEEE

Chi bro i told you am innocent ooh

I KNOW WHAT HE SAID WAS WRONG BUT PLS MY LOVE SOLVE THE MATTER CALMLY OKAY

Why can't you use translate app to help you translate it? bro

BYEEE BABY

Bro have you ever been in a situation where someone snatchs ur gf and beat you up until you run for your dear life? Am just asking bruh, don't lose ur mind

Bro sorry the way I talk to you!

Chi i think everything is cool now, there's no need for u to keep barking bro

So am barking!!!!, jace

Can I come in

You can, ava

Yeah bro, i was trying to explain but you keep talking like as if i was n*cking ur girl

Ahhh steping out

You must stupid for saying that. Am even begging you. Just for you to tell me am barking. You are crazy! Jace

Bro i come in peace, don't lose your mind

Am out bro, i will come when u get back to ur senses, i no like wahala bro, byee