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Argony is when you crack a joke, and forced to start explaing the joke to make someone laugh to it.
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GABEV
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God said, "Let there be perfection," and then there was me.
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AwesomePants
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I'll climb thousands of mountains just to see your smile
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Alexi
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DOCTOR:what's your problem? PATIENT:I feel like a dog. DOCTOR:And how long have you had this problem? PATIENT:Since I was a puppy.
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Roxanne
29
Nothing comes in a silver plate, so work hard :)
3
Miles
158
My puppy my pander my money bank
3
Ava
157
Life is so sweet and calm if you follow the right steps and live it well
3
Wisdom
143
I will buy a money to have you for knocking
3
Baryogar
151
Roses are red, I want you in my bed. Violets are blue, I love you.
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ChaiMaa
0
If I have to scale mountains, endure torture and defeat ninjas with my kung fu... Nothing can prevent me from texting you.
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LuceBree
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